For the boss who built something from nothing and runs entirely on caffeine, determination, and the occasional stress cry in the car. The Small Business Owner Pen Set is five pens for the most relatable, slightly unhinged person in any boutique — and they will absolutely pick this up on their way to the register.
Featuring phrases every small biz owner has said out loud at least once:
SHOP SMALL, CRY BIG
YOUR EMAIL DID NOT FIND ME WELL
UNHINGED CUSTOMERS ARE MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY
WHAT DOES DELEGATE MEAN?
BIG DREAMS, TINY BANK ACCOUNT
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