For the person keeping small humans alive with very little sleep, cold coffee, and the sneaking suspicion they're winging it. The Parenting Pen Set is five pens for the most heroically exhausted person in your store - and every parent they know is getting one.
Featuring phrases every parent has thought, whispered, or yelled into a pillow:
IT TAKES A VILLAGE AND A VINEYARD
SORRY I'M LATE, I HAVE KIDS I LOVE MY UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN MY PARENTING STYLE IS CALLED SURVIVALIST RIP SLEEPING IN
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